eatBy: Lynn Truss

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. “Why?” groans the injured man. The panda shrugs and walks out, tossing a badly punctuated wildlife manual over his shoulder. When the waiter consults the book, he finds the explanation for this behaviour. The entry for “panda” reads: “Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

The Comic version: http://swandawritingresources.wikispaces.com/file/view/Eats,+Shoots+and+Leaves.pdf

The PDF full version: http://www.cf.ac.uk/encap/contactsandpeople/academic/tench/pdf/panda_eats_shoots_and_leaves.pdf

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