Gary Coleman: “Yep, it’s German for ‘Happiness at the misfortune of others!'”
Nicky: “‘Happiness at the misfortune of others’, that IS German!”
N: I’ll say.
Gary Coleman: And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me… HAP-PY…!!!
Gary Coleman: Sorry Nicky, human nature, nothin’ I can do. It’s Schadenfruede, makin’ me feel glad that I’m not you!
Nicky: Well that’s not very nice, Gary!
Gary Coleman: I didn’t say it was nice, but ev’rybody does it! D’jah ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses?
Gary Coleman: And ain’t it fun to watch figure skaters fallin’ on their asses?
Gary Coleman: Don’tcha feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain? That’s
Gary Coleman: People taking pleasure in your pain!